Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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