There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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