I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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