I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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