whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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