Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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