so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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