i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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