Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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