I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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