Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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