I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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