i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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