Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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