so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We are two peas in an std pod
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Terrible idea I love it
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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