found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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