i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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