He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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