i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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