Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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