yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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