Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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