If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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