he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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