She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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