You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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