im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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