her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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