If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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