do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
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