He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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