Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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