oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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