We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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