What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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