Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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