Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
me + whiskey = a bad person
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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