It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
People in love make me want to vomit
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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