just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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