They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
