He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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