I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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