that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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