Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i now understand why vodka
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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