Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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