Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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