My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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