someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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