trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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