Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I deserve this hangover.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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