his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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