If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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