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Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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