I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
